Celebrity Spotlight: George Lucas

May the Star Wars be with you! Today is Star Wars Day, a celebration of all things wookies, ewoks, and complaining about the prequels. However, how much do you know about the man behind the wars, Mr. George Lucas? Let’s take a look at a few facts you may not know:

Midichlorian Count: 3

Favorite Heart Song: Dreamboat Annie

Behind The Scenes Fact: Lucas originally wanted C-3PO to reveal he had extremely realistic human genitals in Episode V. While it would be tastefully done, the higher ups found it didn’t test well with the 18-24 demographic.

Composition: 10% Flesh, 4% Beard, 86% Sacks Of Money

Notable Quote: “A lot of people ask me where Luke’s hand went after Darth Vader cut it off in Cloud City. I like to think that some teenage Jawas found it and pulled pranks on the citizens of Tatooine. That was supposed to be the main plot of Episode VII.”




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Posted May 4, 2016 by anthony in category "Blog
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