I Think The Doctor Left A DVD Copy Of “Swingers” Inside Me

Once in a while you hear those horrific stories about the simplest mistakes made by doctors. While it’s ok to read it from the safety of your work computer, you never expect it to happen to you.

Well, it happened to me.

A few weeks ago I went in to the doctor’s office, not expecting what was about to happen. Everything seemed to go fine and I left, none the wiser.

However, as the day went on I suddenly felt worse and worse. What could it have been? I suddenly imagined the worst.

I think the doctor may have left a DVD copy of the 1996 comedy Swingers inside of me.

I had no idea what to think. I desperately looked around WebMD, trying to see if anyone else had been plagued with such a medical mistake. Sadly, no. Not one person had been the victim of a medical practitioner leaving a Vince Vaughn film inside of them.

The strangest part? I was only in for a routine checkup. I don’t even remember any point where the doctor could have left that inside of me.

And so, if anybody out there has faced the same issue as I have, please leave a comment with any advice.

Thank you.

 

 

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Posted March 18, 2016 by anthony in category "Blog
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