OPINION: The Baldwin Brothers Can Morph Into One Mega-Baldwin
Now, just hear me out. I know that most claims of famous siblings having the ability to morph together (i.e. the Mega-Franco rumor of the early 2010’s) have been proved false, but let’s just think about it for a second.
Alec, Daniel, Billy, and Stephen Baldwin just might have the ability to morph together into one Mega-Baldwin, combining all of their strengths together.
I know what you’re thinking. “Anthony, if they had the ability to do this, why haven’t the already done it?” Well I have one simple response: they’re biding their time.
You see, BaldwinMania, which began in the late 80’s, has been going strong for nearly thirty yearrs. However, now that the craze is finally beginning to slow down, they know it’s the perfect time to unveil Mega-Baldwin.
At least that’s my opinion.
When will they do it? A gala? A Knicks game? The annual Baldwin day at Yankee Stadium, where anyone wearing Baldwin merchandise gets in free?
Only time will tell.
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