Friends Fans Rejoice! The Cast Plans To Reunite At Matthew Perry’s Funeral

Are you a fan of the show Friends? Is somebody you know a Friends fanatic? Did your great aunt just whisper her dying breath into your ear, questioning the possibility of more Friends episodes, before drifting to the realm of shadows?

Then I’ve got news for you!

Rumors of a Friends reunion have been circulating since 2004, when the show officially ceased production. Well, the world of Friends fandom was rocked when the stars agreed to a reunion.

The terms of the reunion, as relayed be cast members in a recent interview, would be during costar Matthew Perry’s funeral.

“We know people have been excited for this for months” star Courtney Cox relayed to a media source. “But once we’re all there, carrying Matthew’s casket, the fans will know it’s finally happening.”

While there has been no exact date scheduled for the funeral, the IMDb page for the reunion has an ominous scheduled date of May 2020.

Meanwhile, the cast of Seinfeld recenty announced a possible reunion during the next co-star’s racial tirade.

 

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Here, Have Some Photos Of French Stewart

Are you having a rough day? Maybe the boss has been unforgiving and the wife has seen through your fragile facade. Well, it’s time to cheer up! Go on, smile! Not smiling yet? Well, maybe you need some pictures of iconic Home Alone 4 actor French Stewart. Here’s some pictures of iconic Home Alone 4 actor French Stewart.

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Who’s there, French? I’m sure we all wish it could be us. Ha. 

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Hello, Mr. Stewart! 

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Smile! The time of French Stewart is now!

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Are you going to finish that French? Just kidding! 

 

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Here’s the photo from earlier, but smaller. Can’t miss you, French!

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It’s a French (Stewart) Revolution!

 

 

 

 

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Celebrity Spotlight: Beyoncé

Beyoncé, also known as Queen Bae, Sasha Fierce, and The Courteous Badger, is a very popular musician and actress. She was supposedly born on October 17, 1981, but may have been born on a completely different date. Let’s take a look at a few interesting facts about Beyoncé.

Notable Songs: Drunk In Love, Sober In Love, Kind Of Buzzed But I Can Still Drive In Love, We Just Painted In Here With The Windows Closed And The Fumes Are Getting To Me In Love

Height: 5 foot 7, 6 foot when standing on two endangered Indian Star Tortoises

Least favorite character from Mork & Mindy: Mindy

Fact You May Not Know: Nearly hit bankruptcy in 2008 when she accidentally invested in 2007 calenders.

Notable Quote: “The record company never actually gave me any copies of my own records. I have to wait until my songs come on the radio and record them with a tape player.”

 

 

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I Think The Doctor Left A DVD Copy Of “Swingers” Inside Me

Once in a while you hear those horrific stories about the simplest mistakes made by doctors. While it’s ok to read it from the safety of your work computer, you never expect it to happen to you.

Well, it happened to me.

A few weeks ago I went in to the doctor’s office, not expecting what was about to happen. Everything seemed to go fine and I left, none the wiser.

However, as the day went on I suddenly felt worse and worse. What could it have been? I suddenly imagined the worst.

I think the doctor may have left a DVD copy of the 1996 comedy Swingers inside of me.

I had no idea what to think. I desperately looked around WebMD, trying to see if anyone else had been plagued with such a medical mistake. Sadly, no. Not one person had been the victim of a medical practitioner leaving a Vince Vaughn film inside of them.

The strangest part? I was only in for a routine checkup. I don’t even remember any point where the doctor could have left that inside of me.

And so, if anybody out there has faced the same issue as I have, please leave a comment with any advice.

Thank you.

 

 

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“The Bachelor” Season Finale Recap

After many weeks of waiting, we finally know who will be spending the rest of their mortal lives with our 20th bachelor. Let’s take a look at everything that transpired during the season finale of the 20th season of The Bachelor.

-Opening of episode showed montage of contestants that weren’t chosen along with an image of their least favorite potato dish

-Bachelor Ben was faced with a difficult decision. After getting both arms trapped in different mayonaise jars, he had to decide which one he could live without

-Contestant JoJo revealed she doesn’t think you could build a snowman in space. Ben agreed

– Ben introduced the two final contestants to the scientist that created him, the vat of ectoplasmic goo he survives on, and his cousin Bill

-Contestant Lauren tried on hats for five minutes but never bought one

– The final competition sees which contestant can chew through solid oak. JoJo is disqualified

 

 

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Unbelievable! Obama Was At A Nearby Arby’s During Nancy Reagan Funeral

I am at a loss for words. They say that this is the “Senior Spring” of sorts for our two term President. Well, it looks like he’s simply stopped showing up for class alltogether,

Nancy Reagan, who passed away this past week, was laid to rest early this morning. Her funeral was attended by many large political figures, such as Hilary Clinton and George W. Bush, whose brother Jeb worked the valet for the service.

Notice a name missing? That’s right, the POTUS himself, Barack Obama. While the Obama team claims he was out doing serious work, where was he spotted during the funeral? A nearby Arby’s restaurant.

How nearby was the Arby’s? Right across the street from the service.

“I saw him walk into the Arby’s just as the service was starting” Jeb Bush recalled. “I was just parking Condoleezza Rice’s Dodge Viper and watched him order.”

Come on Obama. There’s not taking your job seriously and then there’s just not caring. I think you owe Mrs. Reagan a bit more respect than to order a Beef N’ Cheaddar across from the place she’s being put to rest.

 

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Peyton Manning Career Highlights

The career of professional quarterback Peyton Manning is officially over. The career of professional late night infomercial salesman Peyton Manning has begun. But before that, let’s take a quick look at the ups, downs, and downs and slight up of Payton Manning.

March 24, 1976: Born 6 lbs, 0/0, 0 TD 0 INT

September 23, 1979: First word, commercial endorsement

November 13, 1984: First denial of HGH use in Pop Warner

December 21, 1991: Also forgets who Cooper Manning is

April 18, 1998: Starts getting paid to play a game

Septermber 26, 2011: Succesfully reanimated, chased by angry mob

February 7, 2016: Masterfully doesn’t lose Super Bowl

 

 

 

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