Peyton Manning Career Highlights

The career of professional quarterback Peyton Manning is officially over. The career of professional late night infomercial salesman Peyton Manning has begun. But before that, let’s take a quick look at the ups, downs, and downs and slight up of Payton Manning.

March 24, 1976: Born 6 lbs, 0/0, 0 TD 0 INT

September 23, 1979: First word, commercial endorsement

November 13, 1984: First denial of HGH use in Pop Warner

December 21, 1991: Also forgets who Cooper Manning is

April 18, 1998: Starts getting paid to play a game

Septermber 26, 2011: Succesfully reanimated, chased by angry mob

February 7, 2016: Masterfully doesn’t lose Super Bowl

 

 

 

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Posted March 10, 2016 by anthony in category "Blog
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